I can call from the garden animals
aja said they lost one new monkey
Quiet-quiet aja ya .. lu there
I love what I do … where lu: D
I go hard because lemes, lap before the end …
Klo dah overstrung kelubangnya new drive .. : D
Push quite a bit so that the entry ..
drag ago …
Nah SELAMAT sewing
Come on …. Do not Ngerez donk …. he .. he ..!
a-in a / cos a 1 – ta + 2 *
means: Amina raped Manta TAMBAH ONE TIMES TWO TIMES
Love this, love is, love caraku, to love, make love, monkey love, love confused … (If you do not have love, love without read)
WHAT MOST ANIMALS YG SEHAT SE WORLD? Grasshopper and butterfly, krn SIANG MALAM I Eat Rice MINUM SUSU
EH .. There’s sweepstakes DANCOW berhadiah latest HP NOKIA. Quick tell f / c & Pas photo ID card to 10R PO BOX 81711 SBY! Who do you like most ama sapinya?
“Adi ngisep thumbs .. jgn frumpish, later worms!” Adi: “Mama isep more like a grubby pipisnya papa! Pantas byk cacingnya belly mama!”
“…. If
you disappointed
and b’sedih
krnä d’lükäi Speech Q,
…. Let
my present
caring
lükämü …
I Krnä …
JUAL tape
@ Rp 500 seeds
MAU BELI?
In Sayur have stock …
Niche implied Rindu hatiku
Not the tuk Maksudku I Miss You …
Or the I Love You …
Aa cuman mau bilang
Before Sleep urinate Previously …
Each mlm
every second ….
Continue slalu haunt me ….
rambutmu yg sgt indah ….
I always want to disampingmu slamanya.
How … … … … ..
Isiin Pulsa Yah I say more .. kalo mw
It’s hot and rainy day, you always take mobilmu
When I am hungry, you always I ngirimin food delivery
When I replace my new phone, which you gesek card kreditmu
When I get pregnant, where you?
Mo blg kngn, quasi diblng close.
Mo says pity, fear is considered gk taw malu.
Mo says … CINTA, Tkt dh have poenya.
Forced dech cm bs bilang lg ngapa?
Wafer bkata on chocolate
“Qt is really sweet kn ni?”
Coklt said
“U think qt is mnis?
U org yg liat donk read sms ni
Manis more!
Liat Liat ..
Dy smile
Duh .. Manisnya … “
Prtmnan qt g as you faithfully esia 1 jm
Gk baygon I like faithful 8 jm
N gk sprt pepsodent
I devoted 12 hours
Prtmanan qt sperti hrs …?
Rexona
I devoted all the time
Peterpan said that living with SAHABAT need.
Let us not lonely kayak DIGTA,
And also we do not kayak RATU the free bisanya What TTM,
Kan dibilangin we have ama RADJA, we must be honest,
Though not as pale Rossa,
Hence we should be looking for the withdrawal CINTA THE PERFECT BAND KANGEN.
Gatel ear? That marks are gomongin km. Gatel lips? Alerts seseorg lg nostalgic km. Gatel hands? How do you want to hug km. Gatel body? MANDI donk! Nasty! 
How healthy drink susu
want beautiful drink susu
want sexy rawatlah susu
want fraudulent senggollah susu
would like to take iseplah susu
puassss do not want to susu
alkisah biksu barrel are seeking holy book, and the sun go kong wuching are invisible to the fight, while b4bi the other one is reading this sms
Rp.50.000 want, – every day of the sprite? how easy, collect close sprite bottles, nails on wood sebilah, then goyangkan diperempatan way while singing
when there is a pair of lovers are engaged disemak2
the have the women’s urinate
urinate during the women’s, si cowo Watch and coba2 raba2
the guy holding something slippery and wet
ago the guy says “unfortunately you kerasa ga?”
si cewe answered “yes dear aduuuh sick”
the guy says “I pity belom,,,”
si cewe says “I do not puass,, are like old”
si cowo ask again “loooh emang gi what you do?”
si cewe says “Eek gi,,, sayang”
congratulations you have the Nokia N73, for more information hubungin your father
Confidential
Jngn the sapa2 yach …. I know you … i have monkey can read SMS … skarang this evidence … hi .. hi .. msh I believe, read more dech
advice to remember
“If you do not make a head, I suggest that you do not make for the peak holiday dihari jammed!”
Patrick Star
Every time I remember you, the more I yearn for you … let it, I must embrace Patrick doll ..
Go to heaven
Sunday School teacher smile asked, “Who want to go to
Heaven, try lift the hand! “All the hands, unless a
small children. Teacher said, “You do not want to go to Heaven?” Child
replied, “No, ma’am Teachers. Mother told me to immediately return home,
should not going to go everywhere. “
horse-conscious
Q: What Horses malu2?
A: Kudapatkan you’re naked!
love
1st love dikenang fixed,
love means not flash momentarily,
eternal love is always pure,
love monkeys quickly obsolete,
I live monyetnya aje still read SMS
M.O.N.Y.E.T
I seneng ell ama sifat2, such as love, Optimistic, reckless, Yakin, resilient, and industrious. So I abbreviated, as ell M.O.N.Y.E.T
Remember You
Inget you want to chat … ..
Inget you want a bath … … ..
Inget you want to sleep … … ….
Inget you want to drink … ….
More food … .. inget
huuh emang gw pikirin, he laper bro …. he … he ..
NOT ELO
FRIENDS PREFACE GW, BAEK orangnya LO, LO understanding, wise, NOT SOMBONG.RENDAH DIRI.LO JG CUANTIK, sweet, SEXCI.POKOKNYA smua dech …. THE PREFACE TO FRIENDS GW GW NON LO ELO.KACIN dech … .!!!! !
Pendampingku … ..
O …
I do, you may
hate in me …
But, you are good,
attention and
loving …
I want to
ask something …
Would you
So pendampingku … ..
cingku?
Tips usir Mosquitoes
In fact all HP brands can be used as medicine mosquito, you do not believe?
Do the following:
HP 1.Pegang with your hands
2.Cari mosquitoes that descend on the wall
HP 3.Lemparkan with the appropriate direction to the mosquito.
View nyamuknya surely die, is now on.
Remember me
If u need love please remember me, if u need me kiss please remember, if u need money please forget me
Debt
If you open this sms, it means that you meet debt ma I promise. I read the sms you this, it means you embrace debt ma me. I reply sms you this means you ma I smell Debt. and what you cuekin sms you I ma Debt lives. “
Always share a sincere friend, I so I the sea, so you fish, so I humblebee interest you so, so my sun you the earth so, so what I Tarzan, you would like to be monyetnya?
ALL prone! THIS IS robbery! I laki2 the right, you do the left & the middle sissy! Hey you! Yes you! ga usah pura2 read sms continue! gathered middle!
ALIONG still meniduri pregnant wife of 9 bln, Wife: I would like especially? Body, head, feet sdh lengkp all. ALIONG: just like you owe lambut oil.
Ya hungry? I have not been eating? Not what I love kwaci deh … kwacian deh lu …
Cintailah sesamamu as you love yourself, but do not love my boyfriend sesamamu like you love your own girlfriend.
Ortu smile on my sign, Smiles on anak2 sign of love, smile at the sign of love for lovers, smile at the sign of mental HP, I can still smile again, emang sick!
Please bantu ya prayer, the doctor said I have blood aberration, already checked ditiga lab. positive results … I was sad bloody gentleman.
Aja reasonable if the more choosy sex, compared with the adam, as have two mouths.
Liat sekelilingmu that is the grace of God, see your family that is the gift of God, see cermit that is the curse of God.
Women are often not consistent. Frequently demo, teriak2 Anti Violence. Pas have even requested a free HARD!
Bizarre women. In the pin but did not die, but not bloody wound, but do not complain sick, but does not leak air, dirudal even fit as a fiddle.
When I am sad you disampingku, when I am angry at you dekatku. When I cry you disisiku, I now realize, you are unlucky bearer for.
Monkey bath & stag men commented to a friend “of man is funny yah?” He said. “Why?” Ask the two monkeys. “Dah buntutnya in front, short again …”
I am a small time I experienced harassment, I ditelanjangi a man, I diBIUS, ANUku dipegang2, until bloody. But when I realize The more I DISUNAT.
Women’s breast size can be of the type HPnya, NOKIA: Nongol tight beautiful and original. SIEMENS: Simple menjurus sensualitas. Ericson: Enak be touched only silicon content.
American soldiers on duty in Iraq stress. He sent a letter on the grenade and his wife. Content letter: if you ledakkan grenade given me this holiday 3 days.
Gejala2 infected with bird flu:
1. Birds tegang2
2. Birds vibrate
3. Bird flu started & muntah2
4. Birds loyo.
The price of five basic materials: banana prices fluctuate, the price of eggs is still under the banana, milk prices are still flat flowers, while the price of beans is still squeezed in tengah2 meat, and meat prices to a price of bananas …
Lin, you’re always a friend in my life. Kupeluk body that night, kuremas-remas. But you tight-lipped and pasrah. You can only feel the warm pelukanku. Oh … gulingku. I pity you.
Disebuah forest held a meeting chaired by the king of the forest. All members of forest have been gathered, but the king of the forest sebel ama si monkey. Dicarinya to the monkey but mana2 ga ‘taunya the monkey again busy reading this sms …
New mandarin Idioms: do not permit (lu lan chang) is not faithful (lu sherong) didak weak (lu kin kong) inappropriate (lu shinchan) does not know himself (lu xia lan) is not aromatic (the smell lu lha …)
You truly dynamic, rambutmu rich celebrities, sifatmu romantic, erotic gayamu, pakaianmu dapper, sepatumu of France, rich TELETUBBIES my face …!
Already long since I notice only to steal melihatmu perspective, I do not know what to say to you that I understand you have UPIL in the nose.
Rp Rp $ $ $ rp This message is only able to read by the “Association Indonesia Cewek Matre”
Eh what do I do this akhir2 I often mikirin you … first you funny & imut .. but I still face inget you … “(0.0 )’(–) gmn kabar dikebun you animals?
If a fire, read this sms … Gue says KALO Fire, fool!
It’s the mother of his son nyuruh shopping in the stalls. “Andy, How beliin mama stalls in the soap later cepe love mama.” “Nggak want ah, mama aja who later went to buy andy gope love.”
“gayuk2 ane disayang dielus buttocks, kesebut kolah vasah. Uduk ane fur thick dense swamp.” Congratulations … you’ve just read the mantra efficacious pelebat fur monkey!
Sorry briefly as possible, I deleted this SMS, Kacih Ma .. hehehe ..
MURI museum indonesia indonesia women have found that is capable of long standing, he “Mrs Meneer” because he has been able to stand up from the year 1948.
Welcome to Pro XL service, press 1 for English, press 2 to ingris language, body language for the press-Sekeras severity.
Congratulations you win packet “PUT-AUW HOLIDAY”! You will fly with the “INEX Airlines” pink cloud “sabu-sabu” menju “LONG ISLAND” and lodged in the “Polda.
Friends gue tadi gue ama malem story said that in much H Rhoma Irama, sampai2 he have an album of all BEGADANG the sleepy …
If angry, do not dikeluarin kemarahanmu. If sad, do not ungkapkan kesedihanmu. If you embarrassed, do not malu2 tunjukin kemaluanmu ya …
Prayer lightly mate: O Allah, if he jodohku, closer … if he is not jodohku, jodohkanlah … if he Benar2 not jodohku, do not give him a mate than I am, amin … 100x
I Doa’in ya! Earlier I check up to a new doctor, I get it BEAUTIFULIST! The hydropsy CANTIK gitu! Nular I do … cuman gak bisa aja recover …
What I naksir lo, from the way I talk like lo 15th, dressed like a 17th, of how lo run as 16th, so I age the 61th lo
Air beriak sign in, do not cry in bercelana. fruit kedodong above atep. Previously bencong sekerang tetep …!!!
Want to die because of love denied. Unfortunately, you really tega Cintaku decline, it is better I die! This is the last sms from me! Because when you read this sms I have to sell HPku.
Birds gelatik eat chips, but ell pretty prudish, eating crackers and fruit cempedak, basic religioner muke luh rhinoceros!
The judge said the rape victim, “Why do not you bite the penis of the accused, when he strive to do oral sex?.” Victims, “which I can not honorable, I am Vegetarian.”
Dung dung dung plaque plaque plaque plaque dung dung … I tired ah ah, nabuhinnya …, monyetnya not even want to nari cool sms read this!
Semalem Gue mimpi’in loe, loe dilantai lie, I continue to smell cheek loe! I loe bisikin to ear “INNALILLAHI WA INNA ILAIHI ROJI’UN”.
Congratulations … You won the sweepstakes for one car “TARUNA” from PEPSODEN. Immediately send one along with your front teeth as a sign gusinya evidence, now.
News this week: a man found dead inside the car along with an older woman. After the review report states the man poisoned susu page has expired …
Unfortunately I often telp you … I sms you … I realize that now, apparently … mmmmm me more for my PULSAKU.
Surveys prove: Male akan more fat after marriage, because each mix ration malamm susu 2, 2 & 1 thigh apem cake, while the women’s quota Hnya mix 2 eggs and 1 banana.
American windiness: Excuse Me! people ingris: Pardon ME! the Malaysia: SORRYLAH … If the Philippines: NOT ME .. NOT ME …!!!
Mak Erot’s home market, buying 1kg cassava. grandchildren protest: “Mak kok cuma buy 1kg?” Mak Erot: “Do not worry, later procuress series so 5Kg!
When I’m not an SMS to you, does not mean I melupakanmu, but I only give a time …!!! I NGANGENIN
Sex is like NOKIA, conecting people, like Nike, just do it, like Pepsi, ask for more, like Samsung, everyone’s invited, like FROZZ, eenaakk gilaaaa!
Si cowo: Finally I have arrived at this time to wait long
Si cewe: Are you willing, if I go?
Si cowo: Clearly not! Do not ever hold you like that!
Si cewe: mencintaiku Are You?
Si cowo: Of course! Will remain so forever
Si cewe: Do you have children?
Si cowo: Nggak! I will never do bad things that
Si cewe: Would you menciumku?
Si cowo: Yes
Cewe Si: I,,
(read from bottom up …)
Stars falling comet name, name kornet canned meat, a thief named pickpocket wallet, driver name kernet assistant, who read this sms name monkey
ci Chang Chen lingsuhuang thien chi khua siao-cie. wo hen hao, ni hao thai-thai ma. Sheng-shien die ………… gileeee,,, udah aja gk ngerti still persevere in reading !!!!! he … he … he …
Friends … I am happy if you happy if you also sad I am also sad if you laugh I also laugh when you cry I also cry if you kepleset not syukurin! ha … ha … ha …
Tempe Penyet mixed tape, get the monkey click hp. cigarette disedot bi2r abrasions, Loch I still click on, Tempe Penyet cheap price eh si angry monkey, naek plane to Andalas, eh want the monkey to reply …..
Tau gak? to the house where I lw, but i back to home … soalnya lw front door of the house there is the reading Ganteng limits!
A million words you want to kusampaikan. What power pulsaku out! Send pulsamu, I will send SMS Cintaku …
Sms make tomorrow
bacanya tomorrow
sabar ya … ..
ye … dibilangin bacanya tomorrow!
maksa banget sich!
The! was the mo … Selamet morning.
I met so malem dech ….
I g ‘ngerti knp sih skrg jd musuhan we gini? pdhl first we srg main sama2. Krn what we get? I am indeed human and monkey you, what are salahkah kt?
kl lo so flowers, a real jd kupu2, kl lo afternoon, a real jd malem, kl lo sea, a real ikannya jd, jd kl lo monkey, a real …
Oath deh …! a real
Rese lu! Kg dpt dpercaya! P’hianat! Football! Plebeian! Lu fear I think, huh? Lu Can you get a secret cave to cave org2 kalo tuh … CAKEEPPP!
Feeling sad and lonely?
Contact gue!
No foreverglo friend?
Contact gue!
Strezz feel like a madman?
Contact nuthouse DONKKK !!!!!
I only DO NOT!
Sin9Kon9 soft?
Tape dech!
Da9in9 pin D?
Sate dech!
TmN_Y Jen9koL?
pete dech!
tMn_y Bwn9?
Cabe dech!
y9 aQ Pn9an9?
Hp dech!
y9 BCA cMz Ne?
jLx dech!
He …. He ,,,,,,,,
“ZzZzttT!” The mental hospital patient sleeping …
Heh you madman! do not read this sms. There have been nights sleep …
Basic madman!
This is the most damn SMS. Does not believe? Read carefully and thoroughly, it is, where you find the section damn it. if not met, re-read from the beginning, deeehhhh
INNALILLAHI WAINNA ILAIHIRAJIUN has SITI worms die in a state of Crab bint Bunting, wearing dress pants PINK Yellow akan buried under a tree but Jenazahnya FRUIT again invited MITING mas Tobing the same nunggu DIZZINESS tenor around, and even have a bite-bitten KUCING the chippy, the hinga read SMS SINTING.Ha ne so .. Ha .. Ha ..
You are not dead?
Contact PT.RIYAN slaughterman pretty PERKASA branch BATAM Serving:
1.PEMBUNUHAN plan.
2.MUTILASI
3.PENGUBURAN NOT REASONABLE.
Select cost free area PEMAKAMAN.Caranya; type REG0 RYAN kirin to 1009 you killed our PUAS
Many people have read about the danger smoking, so they decided to stop ‘reading’.
A grandmother who nyebrang road almost ketabrak motor.
Angry motorcycle rider: “stupid grandmother! Nyebrang way I liat2!” Sewot grandmother: “Lo I stupid! Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena ..!!”
Reg (SPACES) Sin Send to 999
Get 3 units hearse!
And a gold ticket to hell holidays.
Ayo! buruan send your lives!
Sin … more and more. The greater the opportunity for the tortured!
according to the geophysics agency meteorolgi and soon the rain will come down because there are more KINGKONG read this sms. ha … ha … ha …
The elderly patient mkin u hrus ..
D jelex relaxed blg ja ..
d blg ja idiotic enjoy ..
d katain nitwitted ja cool ..
tp klo da yg blg u “saucy” tonjok ja ..
“Defamation” tu!?
Welcome to the service indosat
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waow! fantastic!
HP is bs bwt ngaca yaaa !!???
If aer ujan bs melt rock,,
aer the eyes also leach HTI se2org bs,,
but,,, but, but ……..
aer liurmu that loh netes, mbok on lap dlu tooo,,,
Hwakaka … k
Sssttt ….
jgn noisy …
Try Hear
More dkt
lg little …
hold,,,
lgi,, Nah …
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/)) === Tuuut
/ /
Brooott,,,! Pes ..
Kena ‘deh Lo,,,
For the nostalgic Alloh q km
By the Alloh, q g bs dr km away
By the Alloh, my nostalgic km
By the Alloh g bs q hdp tnp km
By the Alloh q syg km
“Alloh for goodness!
Q wrong tell “
D Tringat memory wktu time p’tama qta brtemu …
q liat wjahmu and you trsnyum maniZ at Q
smbil you ulurkan hand
dg says malu2 km padaQ
“Maz nyuwun Sak ikhlase”
tinut,,
tinut,,
__!”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”"”‘!
/ -! SAT POL PP “!
‘-0 -”"”"”"”"”"”"”"” 00 “
Razia org jlk,,
You opted razia jgn pura2 read sms dech,,
Cepet NAEK ,,!!!
Yank lg apa?
udh mam Lum Yank? jgn forget mam ya Yank!
ntr klo How sick?
Yank prayer udh blm?
i realize Yank
inget Yank
eyank kan udh tuwa …
^ _ ^ Hehe …
There are children at his mother said,
“Bu, pa bnr Paradise da d foot mother?”
mother mnjawab
“Bnr nak,, sbab kl d bwh navel mother tuh surganya fathers”
he .. he
Seindah bln full moon, stars seterang d sky, my heart’s eye view real dg dg seorng human heart brbunga interest mmbaca sms d smbil said before,,
“Alhamdulillah,, q tmn yg cantik jg send sms!
Q blg OK RCTI, SCTV ngetop q blg,, q anTV blg cool, eh ikut2an TPI blg aj q mkin cool, Indosiar jg, q dya blg emg km to …
n ‘definitive km Anyone is also
“What school!”
Forget religion?
===> Oo0pZz …
Fire!
Forgot your parents?
===> ikHh …
Seditious!
Forget each other?
==> ahh …
biasaa!
Tp kl forget ma aq?
==> eehHmm,,,
Where bisaaaaa …
1000 Mount Q mounting,
100 Q sebrangi sea,
10 hutqn t’lah skip Q,,
smwa that,,,
Q hny do for say,,
Q. that.
“capex DweeeEhH!”
When your heart ksedihan mngisi
& eyes water mnetes d cheek
i aQ …
krn aq at the time you want to d dekatmu
because I,,,,
,,,,
,,,,
more campaign tissue, buy 2 free 1
hehe
Kulukis face ya,,,
quiet please
.
.
gerak2 do not hold doooonk!
.
.
nearly so
.
.
. gerak2 mulu you do!
****
(@..@)
(-)
tuh kan strange happens!
How Do I = pistol
I eat the bulb =
How do tmpat aer = Bottle
Continue klu yg bwt children …?!
K
O
N
T
Reksin, when the small heat …
Jamu strong stamp “LUMPING KUDA”
Strong resistance to the body of “rock”, a drink once the brain so “MIRING”
Liat cew body “slim”
What weapons straight “taper”, not the furry nusuk “curls”
Testing, testing, test once direct “Bunting”, especially with some style “NUNGGING,” I read the following “twisted”.
Iki wong obate again “DIZZINESS”.
HUehuehuehue,,,: D
Love quiet grief in lye,,
TTP pure eternal love,
Holy love, in the heart,
eternal love to death,,
Monkey love to go fast,,
Living monyetnya read sms nie,,
Pergiiiiiii !!!!!
Kata org kl cilia fall
Alerts are merindukanMu
Menyayangimu
mencintaimu
Trz aq akn So let merindukanmu cilia km fall cemuaaa!
byaR kyk tuYuL! hiiiii
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